When that happens, it probably isn't really FOREVER forever, so you should try to actually look at it once in a while to make sure it hasn't sunken into putrefaction.
Yep. That would be a good idea.
Saturday, April 9, 2011
Whoops, probably should have noticed THAT sooner
Sometime it may come to pass that you pick three adorable tiny gourds out of a picturesque Maine field on Columbus Day Weekend, and display them festively in your home because it's fall, fuckfaces. And after a couple of weeks two of them rot, but one of them, seemingly immortal, stays pristine. And so you put it on your living-room shelf, where you can enjoy its beauty forever.
When that happens, it probably isn't really FOREVER forever, so you should try to actually look at it once in a while to make sure it hasn't sunken into putrefaction.
Yep. That would be a good idea.
When that happens, it probably isn't really FOREVER forever, so you should try to actually look at it once in a while to make sure it hasn't sunken into putrefaction.
Yep. That would be a good idea.
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Pfft. It's clearly got a couple more years in it, at least.
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